Power up your business with AI*

The AI-powered business
operating system*

All the tools you need to capture, nurture, and close new leads into bookings, sales, reviews, and repeat customers. And 47 sub-accounts you'll never understand.

*AI is on the homepage. The product is unchanged. *Demo is 6 hours long. Bring lunch.
app.donthighlevel.com/dashboard
Don'tHighLevel
Dashboard
Sub-Accounts (47)
Workflows
Snapshots
SaaS Mode ???
Settings

Good morning. You have 47 sub-accounts and 0 idea what's happening.

Contacts
12,408
Imported in 2021
12,408
Workflows active
63
Workflows that work
2
Email deliverability (last 90 days)
Trend: down, like our logo.

TRUSTED BY TEAMS WHO HAD NO CHOICE

DAVE'S PLUMBING*AN AGENCYGURU™SUB-ACCOUNT #38YOUR COMPETITOR
*former customer

Get more logins in the door

Attract the right confusion, turn interest into sub-accounts, and keep your password manager full.

  • Sub-Accounts (47 and counting)
  • SaaS Mode (noun, verb, pyramid)
  • Snapshots (copy confusion instantly)
  • White-Labeling (your logo, their mess)
  • Unlimited Users (all equally lost)
  • Logins You'll Forget
ACCOUNT OVERVIEW
Sub-accounts47
Accounts you understand0
Password resets today12
SaaS Mode comprehensionpending
WORKFLOW: "SEND TEXT"
Trigger: contact creatednode 1
If/then branchnode 14
If/then/IF/THEN branchnode 31
Send the textnode 47

Build workflows that confuse

The tools you need to follow up, stay relevant, and build resentment.

  • 47 Nodes to Send a Text
  • Drag, Drop, Pray Builder
  • If / Then / If / Then / If
  • The 212-Node Hall of Fame
  • Automations That Almost Work
  • Certification in Confusion

Close tabs with more back-and-forth

Remove momentum and turn paying customers into support tickets.

  • Estimates in 12 Clicks
  • Invoicing (eventually)
  • Text-2-Pay (Text-2-Pray)
  • Pipelines to Nowhere
  • One-Click Upsells (nine-click downsells)
  • Gift Cards (for your patience)
PIPELINE: Q4
New leads312
Followed up11
Closed0
Blamed on the platformall
AFFILIATE LEADERBOARD
Guru™ (link in bio)40% recurring
Review Channel #1240% recurring
"Honest" Comparison Site40% recurring
Clear first-minute disclosuresrare

Create affiliates, not just customers

Everything you need to turn referral links into reviews, referrals, and buzz. (Disclosures sold separately.)

  • 40% Recurring Commissions
  • Referral Links in Many Bios
  • "Honest" Review Videos
  • The Leech Army
  • Hype You Can Expense
  • Disclosures (somehow optional)

Get back on their webinar

Re-engage past leads and customers with timely 6-hour demos that drive repeat attendance.

  • 6-Hour Demos (bring lunch)
  • Onboarding Calls (forever)
  • Facebook Group Support
  • Certification Courses
  • Ideas Board (where features go to die)
  • Webinars About Webinars
ONBOARDING PROGRESS
StartedMarch
Current stepstep 4 of 38
Onboarding specialistpromoted
Youstill here
2M+
Sub-accounts created
0
Plumbers who get SaaS Mode
40%
Recurring cut for affiliates
6h
Average demo call

Join the downtrend

Our thriving community of the most successful and visionary digital marketers on the planet. Get all the training and resources you need to start or grow your confusion.

All-in-one

A truly all-in-one platform built for operators, not just marketers. Operators of sub-accounts. So many sub-accounts.

AI as the homepage

Deep AI integration across the full marketing copy. The product is unchanged, but the homepage converts 3% better.

Commission-driven

A commission-led ecosystem focused on execution and outcomes. Mostly the outcome of getting paid 40% recurring.

Loved by affiliates.
Tolerated by everyone else.

Real reviews* from real users**

★☆☆☆☆

"I just wanted to text my customers back. I now know what a snapshot is. I wish I didn't. I dream in workflow nodes."

MikePlumber, former customer
★★★★★

"The affiliate commissions paid for my Tesla. The product is fine I guess. Link in description. Smash that subscribe button."

Every YouTube Guru40% recurring commission
★★☆☆☆

"We onboarded in March. It is October. We are still onboarding. Our onboarding specialist got promoted. We got a login."

SarahSalon owner, current hostage
*not real    **definitely real energy

The disclosure test

The FTC requires paid endorsers to clearly and conspicuously disclose the relationship. Go watch ten GHL "review" videos and count how many mention the commission in the first minute. You'll find some that never do, burying an affiliate link below the fold and calling it disclosure. That's on the individual creators, not the affiliate program itself. But the gap is real, and it's worth staring at.

Simple, honest pricing

Three plans. All of them cost you more than money.

Starter

Perfect for freelancers & solo sufferers
$97
per month, plus your weekends
  • 3 Sub-Accounts (a gateway number)
  • Unlimited Contacts (all confused)
  • Unlimited Users (all equally lost)
  • 24/7 Support (a Facebook group)
  • All Core Features (good luck finding them)
Don't Choose Starter
MOST REGRETTED

Unlimited

Built for growing agencies
$297
per month, plus your sanity
  • Everything in Starter, and...
  • Unlimited Sub-Accounts (never configured)
  • SaaS Mode (good luck)
  • White-Labeling (blame redirection included)
  • Basic API Access (lame edge cases included)
Don't Choose Unlimited

Enterprise

For resellers of confusion
Call us
we'll call you back in 6-8 weeks
  • Resell confusion at scale
  • We'll even certify you in it
  • A dedicated rep named Chad
  • Snapshots of snapshots
Don't Call Us

Frequently asked questions

Answered with total honesty.

Is this affiliated with GoHighLevel?

No. This is an independent criticism site. They would never.

Can I migrate from GoHighLevel to Don'tHighLevel?

There is nothing to migrate to. That's the joke.

Do you offer onboarding?

No. That's the other joke.

What do the YouTubers say about you?

Nothing. There's no commission in it for them.

Do GHL affiliates disclose their commissions?

The FTC says they must, clearly and conspicuously. Some video descriptions say "links below" and stop there. You do the math.

Is the platform really that complicated?

Ask a plumber what SaaS Mode is. We'll wait.

Take your marketing to the next level!

Down. The next level is down.

Don't Start Your Free Trial
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An independent GoHighLevel review

Searching for GoHighLevel reviews, complaints, or pricing details? This site is an independent, unsponsored criticism of GoHighLevel (HighLevel Inc.), the all-in-one marketing platform sold to agencies and small businesses.

Common GoHighLevel complaints include a steep learning curve, confusing sub-accounts and SaaS Mode, email deliverability issues, and a review ecosystem dominated by affiliates earning recurring commissions, some without clear FTC disclosures.

GoHighLevel pricing starts at $97/month (Starter) and $297/month (Unlimited). Whether it is worth it depends on whether you want a marketing platform or a second job. This site is parody and criticism. It sells nothing and is not affiliated with HighLevel Inc.